糗事百科精选爆笑段子(2005年)
我开车时的感觉

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!

Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.

TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.

Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going to STICK!

Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when u're cooking!

Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.

Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.

一位妻子正在为丈夫做煎蛋早餐。突然,她的丈夫冲进了厨房。

“小心......小心!加入更多黄油!

哦,我的上帝!你一下子做的太多了。

太多!转过它们!现在转过它们!我们需要更多的黄油。

哦,我的上帝!我们将在哪里获得更多的BUTTER?

他们要去STICK!

小心......小心!我说要小心!你做饭的时候从不听我说话!

决不!转过它们!赶快!你疯了吗?你疯了吗?

别忘了加盐。你知道你总是忘记给它们加盐。

使用盐。使用盐!盐!“

妻子盯着他。 “你到底怎么了?你以为我不知道怎么炒几个鸡蛋?“丈夫平静地回答说:“我想告诉你我开车时的感觉。


糗事百科精选爆笑段子