糗事百科精选爆笑段子(2005年)
离婚芭比娃娃

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95

Shopping Barbie for $19.95

Beach Barbie for $19.95

Disco Barbie for $19.95

Divorced Barbie for $265.95"

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson responds with surprise:"Sir...,

Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car,

Ken's House,

Ken's Boat,

Ken's Furniture,

Ken's Computer and...

One of Ken's Friends."

有一天,一位父亲失业,在回家的路上,他记得这是他女儿的生日。

他拉到一家玩具店,问销售人员,“芭比娃娃在展示橱窗上的价值是多少?”

销售人员回答:“哪一个?我们有:

以19.95美元的价格购买芭比娃娃

购物芭比娃娃,现价$ 19.95

海滩芭比娃娃,现价$ 19.95

迪斯科芭比娃娃,现价$ 19.95

离婚芭比娃娃,现价$ 265.95“

惊讶的父亲问道:“什么?为什么离婚芭比娃娃265.95美元,其他只有19.95美元?“

销售人员惊讶地回应:“先生......,

离婚芭比娃娃附带:

肯的??车,

肯的??家,

肯的??小船,

肯的??家具,

肯的??电脑和......

肯的??朋友之一。“


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